DOWN ZERO BLOG | California State Championship '13 Stage 9: On the Throne in Zombieland

SCENARIO: You have just finished saving your friends from the zombies. Your intestinal issues have worsened with all the action. You urgently take your precious TP to the only stall left… the one with NO door. You are still a little jumpy, so you place your pistol where you can get at it fast. Just as you think all is well, trying to enjoy the “little things”, two rather robust zombies try to make a snack of you at your most vulnerable moment. You try the “Double-Tap” but they won’t go down… time for headshots! PROCEDURE: Start seated upright on toilet, hands flat on knees. Pistol is loaded to

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